The real morning routine

"I'm worried about Jacob"

A mini honey packet in my morning coffee is like a sweet love boost, providing instant gratification to kickstart my day with a smile.

First time i've ever let out and audible 'christ' before posting a clip

You actually went and clipped it. The brass balls.

Cheers lads, just played this on loud in a queue full of women with my Mrs in new look.

Goodness gracious me.

This is disgusting and abomination of nature. You’re meant to wank yourself off to sleep.

This is an absolute madness

Someone buy him some purple shampoo