The real pandemic is mental illness.

What the hell is Sub-Zero doing there

No it isn't. It's dysgenics. They're born like that, and no amount of the pseudoscience that is psychiatry can ever fix them. They're born fkd up.

Jesus Matthew! She was just looking for a vending machine, Matthew. Gawd! Matthew.

The people who design shorts for this body type are the structural engineers of the fashion world.

Of course she was checking if there was a vending machine back there

wtf did she say?

Why didn't Sub-Zero freeze him?

You ever look at adults and wonder how they made it that far? I get upset that they get to breathe the same air and get to enjoy the same stuff real people get to..

One reason why I stay home often as possible.

He was so close to catching the green M&M🤣