The Romans hate this one simple trick.

They modernized

If you were to try this today they'd arrest you for hannibalism

Skyrim horse physics is real!

Five seconds later.

Punic propaganda

Too bad it can only be done once

what does it have to with dates, and why are you riding the elephant's nose instead of its back

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the dulcia domestica gives it a nice touch

i like that they’re riding on the trunk

Instructions unclear. Do we need to sacrifice a baby to Baal Hammon to be certain of success?

The elephants didn’t even make it past the first winter after crossing the Alps.

Admit it, for some reason, Hannibal didn't take Rome because he didn't want to

Shit must've felt so good until some Gaius Fabulous Maximus or something starts kiting you around like a hunter in World of Warcraft.