The rumors are true

I was a Lifeguard once...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥

“They call me Michael Phelps….” Proceeds to start drowning doing absolutely nothing as soon as he got finished speaking that exact sentence. Couldnt write it for a script any better

Scary lmao

Them lips could’ve been used as floatation devices if needed. He would’ve been fine.

none can swim, but they still go in water. not even smart enough to not die

Now the floods make a bit more sense

Not even 12ft from shore lmaoooo

People of color can't swim for some reason. It's the strangest thing.

We know know. 💯

😂

Shit sinks

😆

Wait, we savin' the baby dolphins right?

Come on