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Notthesoyboy. 的头像
Notthesoyboy.9 天前

I was a Lifeguard once...

𝐁𝐢𝐟𝐟 的头像
𝐁𝐢𝐟𝐟8 天前

🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥

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MC OilfieldAnon 𝕏 🇺🇸8 天前

“They call me Michael Phelps….” Proceeds to start drowning doing absolutely nothing as soon as he got finished speaking that exact sentence. Couldnt write it for a script any better

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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎࿎☽8 天前

Scary lmao

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Care Bear Wrangler8 天前

Them lips could’ve been used as floatation devices if needed. He would’ve been fine.

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Tim8 天前

none can swim, but they still go in water. not even smart enough to not die

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DrKek8 天前

Now the floods make a bit more sense

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Wraith8 天前

Not even 12ft from shore lmaoooo

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Yellow High Voltage Rat8 天前

People of color can't swim for some reason. It's the strangest thing.

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L0v3Lea8 天前

We know know. 💯

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Chris P. Bacon8 天前

😂

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Fatigue Posting8 天前

Shit sinks

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Travis Sebek8 天前

😆

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Todd Harris8 天前

Wait, we savin' the baby dolphins right?

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Bryan Daniels8 天前

Come on