The shittest dog breed, the Belgian Malinois

There’s my Maligator

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What dog breeds are you?!

Yeah but…the guys that train them are almost as beautiful as the dogs😍🥰

True story: my friend has a Malinois and it’s retired from the Army. One day she was at home and couldn’t find the dog. She finally went upstairs and found the dog sitting still facing her son’s bedroom door. So she opened the door. The dog ran in and sat completely still infront of her son’s backpack. She called her husband bc she thought this was strange behavior. Her husband said “if Kota is doing what I think he is doing, Jay is in deep sh*t. Open the bag and tell me what you find.” She found a weed pipe and an empty baggie. Kota was a retired drug sniffing dog 😂 Jay got busted by his bestie.

This is so true. One of my friends is a 20 year dog trainer and decided to get one because, well, she thought she knew. Let the pup outside for 5 minutes and went back out to find the dog...on her roof! LOL. Needless to say, she's experiencing a new reality🤣

There’s a lot of truth in this. They’re vindictive as hell if you don’t run the crap out of them. Like this asshole right here! That used to be a decent couch.

The Belgian Malligator. Super cool dogs. High energy, they run on jet fuel and cocaine.

Get a Dutch Shepherd. Same brain, same drive, but 1/2 the insanity. A Malinois is a 1/2 kilo of coke and a DS is a key bump. Just right.

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