The Snail Hypothetical 🤔

Solution:

If the snail can't be stopped, I would find a way to monetize its physical law-breaking abilities to make even more money.

Pay another snail to seduce it and pretend to fall in love with it for exactly 6 months. During that time, they should have awesome sex every night. Once 6 months have passed, and my paid snail has left, the snail will be heartbroken, and wouldn't want to get out of his room ever. It might even become a drunkard, and waste away its immortality.

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Yes, if it can't die, age, eat or whatever. Just put it in a container. The video never said that can't be done. Then I'll carry it with me everywhere I go and use it to earn more money by show casing the "Unkillable Snail". Why live in fear when you can embrace it.

Trap the snail in something it can’t escape from, and then have someone bury that thing encased in cement. Problem solved

That snail isn't a curse, it's the cosmic receipt for the $10 million. An inescapable, slow moving debt. This my friend is called KARMA

If Rice Was Money 🤔

Can You Really Swim in Money? 😏

Put the snail on the bottom of the ocean or leave the small with other snails HUZZ for a good time

We'd take the money and buy the snail a new home.

I did the math for this a while back. Just move across the country (if you live in the US); it will take the snail over 300 years to get to you.

Well,I moved to the other side of the world. It would take a snail 93 years to get there so I'd probably be dead by the time it comes.

I can't kill the snail and I cannot touch the snail. But I can trap the snail? Just so we're clear? If so, I'd take the money and the snail would be on the next Space-X launch to high orbit.

The reference:

At average snail speed and no interruptions, it would take a snail about 95 years to circumnavigate the Earth.

The real question is whether I know the snail’s starting point. If so, evading it is simple math.

A Little salt will solve that problem real quick

Easily the money with zero paranoia because i understand math. Snails maximum speed is 0.03 miles per hour. this means in a day a snail can travel .75 Miles per day (giving it some extra juice). the circumference of the planet is about 24k miles, with the farthest distance between two points being 12k miles. this means it would take 9000 days or 24 years for the snail to reach the other side of the planet. buy a house in Christchurch, New Zealand and A Coruña, Spain, which are near perfect antipodes of each other (opposite sides of the planet), and just move every 20 years. this assumes the snail cant also hitch rides on cars/birds/planes.

Other than not being able to kill the snail it’s just a normal snail? I’d pay a guy to trap it in a steel box, weld it shut and encase it in cement. Hell I’ll keep it in my garage at that point.

Trap him in a jar with a lid problem solved

Take it, and give it to my children in a manner that they don’t get hit with an inheritance tax. I’ll gladly die to see they live a better life

$10M can kill any snail bruh

Hire 2 people to tag the shell and report sighting every 3 months. Risk of it killing you becomes the same as dying in a car crash

Put it in an airtight ziplock bag, vacuum seal it until it's superflat then I'll squish down even further. Since it can't be killed it'll be find in the bag. Just put it in my pocket and bring it around with me so I know where it is all the time.

Yes lmao easily just sleep in a portable bag that he can't get it or box every night!

Yo just lock lil bro in a box metal just to be sure

@grok how long would it take for a snail travel halfway across the world?

Get someone else to put the snail in an enclosed hamster wheel, problem solved.

Run me my money! I wouldn't even have to think twice about this decision. Hell for double the money, you can upgrade the snail to a "Deer Tick" for all I care. On a side note, I hate that I asked Grœk a question right now. But Anywhooooo! Like I said, RUN ME MY MONEY!💰🤝

make software to track it and have it alert you whenever he gets close?

Sounds like a fun movie idea

Snails move at approx. 0.03 mi/hour. Knowing this if i moved from Georgia to California, which is approx. 2170 miles away, it would take the snail over 8 years to catch up to me. So, I’d take the money, and be ready to move every 8 years across the US. Problem solved!

Its pretty much Snail version of Spoon Ghost nya?

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