The Space Marines introduce themselves

It was me, Barryus

"I have a voice in my head that calls me stud muffin"

This is so good. "I'm Mexican"

“I’m….. hyper religious? I think?”

Fun fact they’re actually all Alpha Legion playing pretend.

"I am you"

"I like punching fish"

Carcharodons would've been funnier if it was a barely audible threat in Latin

"I am Alpharius, and so you are"

carcharodon: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ᵛᵉʳʸ ᑫᵘⁱᵉᵗˡʸ

hell yeah

Flesh Tearer:"There is so much wrong with me, i dont belong here." Blood Angel:"nonsense, brother. You're perfect just the way you are." FT:"No, seriously. I have Issues. See, i just burned down this orphanage." BA/"nonsense, brother, turned out the orphanage was a Chaos cult."

The Marines Malevolent also erase memories of DreadAnon from the people I meet who are also 40k fans. Such that when I ask “oh you like 40k too! Do you watch DreadAnon?” They’ll be like “umm who’s that?”

YES! YES! YESE YES YESYES

another W for the space shorks

They're all the same to me. Except the uh i forgot which ones stood out

all of them obviously

"All of them" is a valid legion name now that i think about it. Great for morale "SAH, WE HAVE MARINE REINFORCMENTS" "which legion?" 'ALL OF THEM SAH'

Ok at the Blood Angels you waisted the opportunity to say

Blood angels needs work. "I'm Fast" is not what comes to mind. Now "Daddy Issues"? 100%

they're pretty fast!

@Spine_apples

"I am Alpharius"

What is that song the Marine Malevolent is singing at the end? (I’m assuming it’s a song)

!

I’m surprised the Lamentor survived his introduction

The Carcharadon was almost perfect if he whispered the last part. Remember they slaughter and leave so fast guardsmen swear it was quiet as hell when they come in.

Minotaurs ane marines malevolent are the realest niggas because say and do their job

"I like writing and studying things"

Imperial Fists: Autism

Blood angels "I'm fast" Not space vampire??

40k carcharodons shouldn't be loud. they should be calm, collected and scary. Their chapter master speak with a whispering voice for example.

The Highwaymen was a surprise, but a nice one. Very nice song

And these are all loyalist legions?

Yep that's about right

I fucking love the Marines Malevolent

I believe you

I feel like salamanders should be i’m really nice but I burn things and I’m racist

So basically - Warhammer are a girlscout groups pretendin to be hard and cool? iunno spaceterrans

@ArtofRanael yes but there are also actual girlscouts

HOLY SHT YEAH THERE IS

Let’s play a game: How many Alpha Legions were you able to spot?