The Straight white maliens saved my life.

I love how they sound like they don't necessarily want girlfriends and they just sound like people who just want somebody new to hang out with

okay why the fuck are they adorable

It's fucking killing me that the most resentful movie ever made accidentally made it's straight White men villains the biggest sweethearts ever who just want to play card games and make friends and have gfs like bro WHO is this movie for

the one with glasses its actually really cute when nervous

if they were their own thing this movie would be 10/10

how come theyre more likable than the protags

How are the villains actually better than the protagonist

Are you for real? We are relevant again?

same bro larry is my favorite

fun fact: they ended up being gay and kissed together in the actual movie

They are the only enjoyable parts of this movie they are just so cute and pathetic

Their design look like something I would see in aqua teen hunger force lol

funniest part to me is you can tell the logic behind their design was 'we won't put any effort into designing staight while male characters' and they're still the best they've got

I love that they wrote these character with all their vitriol and they make me laugh every time. Am i supposed to feel offended?

At this point, they’re more marketable, and way better than the main protagonist .

It’s cool how they are the only funny characters in this shitty movie

They're so Freaking moe

It makes me laugh that, according to one of the creators, the idea of ​​making them the villains came about because her partner was busy talking to men for her film projects—and, as she put it, "not even being a lesbian could save her from the men in her life."

Now the guys need to kiss

Right not gonna lie they were funny😭

This shit is genuinely funnier than the entire movie.

are the straight while maliens REALLY straight?

"Why don't people hate the straight white maleians!? We threw in how they think women owe them sex for buying them a drink!?

Them and Willow deserve a much better movie😒

josh ily josh💚💚💚

He's literally me

too bad the movies so transphobic they’re cute

Oohh my gosh, I love them 😭😭😭 Their humor sucks so bad, which somehow makes it even funnier 😭😭😭😭

There the only good part of the movie (So am told, idk I don't really have a opinion on LSP)

More times I watch that card clip I grow to like them more somehow

literally 3 australians in a man cave talking about what they enjoy doing, with genuine whimsy. not villains, but saviors