The Tenuous Football Introductions of Sam Matterface

This video is how I found out that Robbie Knievel had died. But it's also how I found out that he existed, so swings and roundabouts really.

This is really, properly brilliant.

Wonderful. You're actually better at Matterface's shit intros than Matterface, which is quite something

This is brilliant. Much too entertaining to be Sam Matterface though 🤣

This is genuinely, absolute gold! I hope @sammatterface gets to see this and gets a glimpse into how he is viewed and how cringey and try hard he is.

"In the weekend when Dancing on Ice returns to our screens, Manchester City will have to get their skates on if they want to catch Arsenal. A win today will takes the Gunners 8 points clear at the top of the Premier League - unless Spurs cause them to slip up..."

You’re just so flipping funny AND clever! You can almost be too much of a good thing you know!! 🤣🤣🤣

"As industrial action grips the country, Jurgen Klopp will demand his misfiring strikers give him nothing to protest about today but they'll find it hard to negotiate their way past a high-flying Brighton side hoping for a rise - above Liverpool in the table if they win today..."

Excellent! Zebra lol! I got flashes to Ted Rodger's riddles and explanations of the obscure but brilliant 3-2-1.

Oh, I do hope Sam Matterface sees this. Excellence again, Mr Spicer.