The Today Programme just asked how people on a budget who might be time poor should make porridge and the answer has absolutely SHATTERED the middle class-o-meter 🔊

You want MORE tahini ???

Emma Barnet: Have you finished? 😂

Loved that bit

Date molasses a staple of every working class food cupboard.

I use the tears from actual heavenly angels instead of milk to make mine, top it off with a crumble of dark cacao and a smidgeon of grated white truffle. Topped with edible gold leaf. Only on days when I’m time poor and the funds have deflated in my account mind

Short version: "Poor people should just have more money and imagination, like me."

The only way to make porridge 🤷🏻‍♂️

@ThatNeilMartin The question was about how to make porridge if you are time poor So obviously the answer is "massively increase the complexity and number of ingredients"

@Madz_Grant Missing goji berries. Unforgivable lapse.

Pour the milk into the little sachet, stick it in the microwave for 2 minutes, done.