THE WEEK BETWEEN CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS

It's a weird season. My birthday is January 3rd, so I get bday gifts at Christmas, and by Jan 3rd, everyone is firmly committed to their resolutions of no junk, no booze, gym rat lifestyle. No partying. This year, though, I will be triumphant. Turning 55 & retiring in January 😂

Buy some Trump Christmas gifts and support a small business!

I'd like to know what your neighbours think of you when you run down the street with your housecoat and shorts. 🤣

I had to work out what day it was this morning it feels like endless Saturday.

"Honey, there's a boxer-clad guy in the middle of the street. Oh no, wait, never mind, it's just Stewart again.". 🙃 Merry Happy whatever.

This is too funny because I just showed up to clean a client's house, knocked, got no answer and let myself in. I hear from the bedroom "hello, who's there?". When I answered she said "what day is it?". When I said Friday she said, "no, it's Thursday, isn't it?!?!". 😂😂

Truer words were never spoken

You must be the fun house in the block!

Is this supposed to be comedy? Cringe tripe for the easy amused I supposed.

😂😂😂

I notice there have been zero comments from your neighbours…….yet.