Their first mistake was assuming we’d relax on vacation.

Americans getting gold for “most pickpockets mopped up” for the Paris Olympics gave me a 72 hour chubby

Ending be like

Try robbing a south american, mfs live in a GTA server 24/7

"You dont even have a gun" the last thing you want to hear a American say lol

You thought u could take my wallet WITHOUT A GUN?! 🤣🤣💀

Seeing videos of “roadmen” in the UK makes me giggle every time, 🤣, who the hell would be scared of them?

Europeans dont kick someone's ass for robbing them?

Nah we just don’t like being fucked with by anyone and have no problem standing up for ourselves… the rest of the west had better catch up quick

"You thought you could take my wallet without a gun?!"

Someone pay for my Greece flight, I'll walk the streets at night solving problems. I just want to see the Parthenon. With love, from Texas.

Americans IRL 🤣 you lot can’t scrap.

We've been solving Europe's crime problem since our inception.

*gets stabbed by a 15 year old and dies waiting on an ambulance*

Funny skit, I only wish we treated our own criminals like this

Americans seeing how big the problem has gotten

Thankyou for acknowledging our confidence

Aint no national anthem go harder than the ol' Star Spangled Banner🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅

Funny it’s the poor American that’s worked his ass off doing the justice 😂

The guy on the ground:

Without a gun! 😂😂😂😂

It's crazy that Europeans don't even carry knives. I've had a knife on me every day since I was a kid. Are they gay or something?

Constantly liberating Europe.

I can't even imagine how Europeans live being punished for defending themselves. In America where I grew up, I got a switch knife and learned to defend myself when I was in middle school. Took it with me everywhere every day. Especially useful when you live in bad areas & cities.

America will never be conquered

Yaaaas.

The reality of when Americans act up on vacation 👆👆

I was doing that at 12 years old to some gypsy kid trying to take my wallet. Fake check: True

Call these hands Little Caesars cuz they always Hot n Ready.

A travel agency that crowd funds from invaded European towns to have Americans come over and patrol lol

They all think we are the main character so we can't really let the fiction drop, because you never know who is watching when. #CiaphasCain

"And my dog is bisexual" what? 😭😭

Zero fucking chill Remember the 7’ Texan at the Olympics? Try us dipshits 🙂