Therapist: It’s okay. Smooth piano isn’t real Smooth piano:

STOP IVE HAD NIGHTMARES LIKE THIS WHERE I GO ON STAGE AND FHIS IS THE PIANO FOR MY PIECE IN D FLAT MAJOR

I see no problem here, I only play in B Locrian anyways

In equal temperment just why

reminds me of these cursed “nano-bristle” toothbrushes I’ve seen at drug stores in Japan

An obvious plot to force people to purchase 11 pianos. This is shrinkflation, to get all modes and keys you need the whole set.

Imagine having so much money that you make a C piano…a Ciano…

this is a actually deleted scene from everything everywhere all at once. smooth piano world.

Is the ‘unique harmonic quality’ because of the lack of sympathetic resonance with the black notes, or because it’s tuned to C major by just intonation? Or because you can only play in one key?

Finally, a piano as smooth as my brain