There are two types of dogs..🐕😅

Hehehehehe

I think both dogs did an equally amazing job.

Too se*y for that shii 😂

@judyannaggie Mikko would be type two.

Meanwhile here’s my herp derp

My Scooby

Mine is the 2nd!

This is me at 20 vs me at 35 🤣

😂 Spot on! The athletes vs the professional blanket testers 🐾 Which one is your dog? Mine's definitely team couch potato! What's your dog's vibe? 😄

That Shepherd is AMAZING!

He's a keeper

Im the latter

Both are loved

That second dog better start working out

Me while others getting married and having kids

And they are both good dogs

Yep here’s ours

This morning... my oversized lapdog.🖤

That monster is incapable of your dogs job. And it's sad you will never see your dog perform to its potential. Dachshund are impressive dogs.

@americannutjob1 She jumps onto the kitchen table, not because I want her to.

Your dog's like, "you're not a gymnast, so I am equally not." 🤣

And then, they both meet the She-wa-wa (pronounced Chihuahua).

We’re the 2nd type over here. Professional napper.

Fortunately I have both.

Counterpoint: The dachshund *would* fight the malinois and I would not take any odds.

@JackArnett11 The dachshund is too smart to do such servile performances; their superpower is cuteness and teaching humankind to offer treats and calm down for cuddling.

Indeed. Those two types of dogs are 'Good boys' and 'Good girls'.

Another type is that it chases me when I ride my bike past it, which I find very annoying.

Your dog could do that they just choose not to.

How do train my local Simba to be good😹

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