There is something so timeless, so nostalgic, so classic, about a good old-fashioned drum line. Take a look.

Why do all these dances have to involve air humping?

I have to admire any female performer who is so dedicated to performing her routine that her labia falls out of her costume.

When it falls out, one must keep going!

I’m going to quit the Internet for the month of June. Ugh!

This, the gas hose guy and micro peen on the bicycle might just make me quit X.

Perhaps you’ve finally reached the end of the internet?

It’s the closest I’ve seen to Ginger Rogers in decades. Amazing talent.

Such elegance!

Looks like an African mating ritual.

Vulgar. The guy’s tuck game is on point, though. 😳