There’s just something about commercials from the early 2000s.

@EllenDeGeneres It's like they actually tried to be creative....

@EllenDeGeneres Sandy Balls my first laugh and those cute adorable children surpassed my first laugh!!! Laughter makes me feel so good!!!

@EllenDeGeneres Ellen you have my horse sculpture in your collection, it’s the black one with its head in the air. I’m so excited you have my work! She’s called ‘Brea’ and was made around 2006. Did you buy it from a designer in London around 2011-14? Please get in touch I’m the artist 🥰🙏

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@EllenDeGeneres Ellen, how many followers… have an empty space you filled with laughter, fun, a smile….🤗 Really….you were our therapist that gave a break in a hard stressful day someone friendly to relate to. We need you back….talk show Btw. Game of games you as an announcer didn’t work.

@EllenDeGeneres Ellen hi I know you don't know me I'm a huge fan by the way your show has helped me get through a lot of tough times currently have completed a 9 year sentence and attend college but I have lost everything due to a toxic 2year relationship and I need some help Ellen please can u

@EllenDeGeneres Can Ellen just come back!

@EllenDeGeneres Ohhhh… (this is true don’t ignore it). I’m hearing voices every second when no one is around…. It’s those helicopters (Monica and Phoebe know about them). I heard Matt Stone’s wife had an ankle bracelet on and was in trouble months ago…

@EllenDeGeneres She's got some explaining to do

@EllenDeGeneres ELLEN!!!!!!!!!! What’s going on? I heard voices that you bought me a bumblebee car and sent me groceries… and no one has shown up. People are stalking me and harassing me that they have the car and stole it. Those Asians are doing something bad…

@EllenDeGeneres Hi! Long story short. My best friend has the same disease Celine Dion has. Would there be any chance you can reach out to Celine Dion and relay this message and possibly contact me. I believe my best friend would benefit talking to Celine about this one in a million disease.

@EllenDeGeneres You plan to bring one day the French and international movie star, @OmarSy in your show to talk about his latest movie "Les Tirailleurs" ?! @EllenDeGeneres

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@EllenDeGeneres Also this is weird…. I Kalen heard Ellen Degeneres was sending me a 50,000$ check but no one ever arrived last year. Now I’m wondering if it’s cashed with forgeries… Unless they’re making things up…

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@EllenDeGeneres There’s something weird going on…. Keanu Reeves said he was sending me a motorcycle and no one showed up… Jay Leno said he was sending me a loud car and no one showed up… The only car I had was stolen 1.5 years ago by these people southpark are giving money to…

@EllenDeGeneres Lol these are great 😂

@EllenDeGeneres She's got some explaining to do