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There’s no such thing as a ‘free lunch’
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Stand up shows 10.12 Duluth, MN 10.17 Bloomington, IN 10.23 Nashville, TN 10.24 Louisville, KY 11.15-16 Chattanooga, TN 11.23 Nashville, IN 12.5-7 Grand Rapids, MI 🎟️

I took your advice and went to my local lieberry, but y'all done banned all the books on socialism.

PLOT TWIST

I’ve started a Gofundme for my local PD, as God as my witness they’re going to have 8 Cybertrucks and a tank! The tank will run on the tears of hungry kids because socialism must be stopped!

THANK GOD

That Bible verse must’ve been the version from Trump’s “God Bless the USA” Bibles made in China.

"Pull yourself up by the velcro straps!" 😭

Still one of your best lines ever: "You can't tell by my words and actions, but I'm a Christian"

Why a tank when they can have a cyber truck

What about a tank AND a cyber truck?



