There's nothing funnier than John Waters getting bitchy!

I have a sneaking suspicion that John might be gay.

Lies, all lies!

😂

Every time I see John Waters now I think of Herzog's autistic German ass taking 35 years to come to the realization that he's gay

I used to work at this *very prominent* actors’ guild (if you haven’t figured it out yet, google it) and unquestionably the nicest and best person I ever spoke with was John Waters. We just bs’ed for like 4 hours on the phone because neither of us had really anything to do 1/2

Film Actors Guild? As referenced in Team America

lol yeah dude

I remember John getting annoyed at people calling the OJ Simson trial "The Trial of the Century." He pointed out that the REAL Trial of the Century was Nuremberg.

A few years ago I was walking along Commercial Street in Provincetown when I saw John riding towards me on a cruiser bicycle dressed in a natty striped jacket, people were jumping out of the way and he was having the time of his life just making the tourists scatter. Legend!

Love me some John Waters. 🤣🙌🏽❤️

There's not enough John Waters in this world. Needs more

This man shaped my world view more than I care to admit....

Love John Waters! Lol

He's a guy you'd love to hang out with just for the stories.

Only thing i disagree with is gays getting called girl! Like girl calm down, its just a term of endearment nobody actually thinks you're one! It's giving conservative

Wind chill and heat index catching strays..

He IS Mr. Baltimore! I know, because I live here.

John Waters makes me proud to be a native Baltimoron! 👏👏👏

Me fake laughing and gagging at these in person as I didn’t even crack a smile watching from home.

Love him.

freaking hilarious!

I tought filth was his life

I love John Waters so much

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Icon!

Where can I watch this full episode?

I haven’t forgot what this sissy and his pet trash panda tried to do to Jasmine Crockett.

Us Baltimorons love John Waters. It's a weird town... from Divine and John to Muggsy Bogues and Art Donovan to John Bolton and Luigi Mangione.

That smirk at the end was diabolical lol

“Your house looks like picture from Architectural Digest!”

😂🤣

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