There's really no coming back from this.

At this stage, bite through the bottle.

Average Mets fan

I know this guy. He was a poster to a bodybuilding forum that I was also a member back about 10-15 years ago. We never let him forget this.

Good

Bro every once in a while those things are practically welded on. I had a diet mountain dew bottle (RFK help me) years ago that lived in my car for months that I would regularly try to get open but to no avail. I say give the guy the benefit of the doubt.

He's swole, I'm giving him benefit of the doubt on a defective lid

Never skip finger day

Ive had that water bottle. Sometimes they're just defective and you break out the pocket knife!

Gotta throw away that shirt and hat at least. Grow facial hair. Get tattoos. Never look like that again.

Sometimes you just gotta hold tight and let the cap tear your skin off