These are heelarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Pick your poison at this point. Everything is trying to kill us somehow 😬

True

“The one that you like specifically”😭😭

Fuk it.. imma die full off of cheesecake 1🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤯

I know that’s right😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Im.sic of this shyt.. barely can afford oxtail becuase of these bumholes turning a poor man's food into a socail media delicacy.... Now all this bs...next pecans will be tainted and a half gallon of butter pecan will cost $17.99 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Omg, “water causing blindness” and the blinking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did gel polish on my toes for the first time in 6months only to come online and this is the first tweet I saw.

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

😂😂 “you know how dat go”

"might as well finish what you started"

I guess I'm the only one wondering why his beard is half gray and half black

“The one you like specifically” 😩😂

Then pancakes look banging too

That’s what I said too😋😋

It’s like companies are vibeproducing the food nowadays

"go ahead and make arrangements... Not to die of course because..." Nah I need to know where this was going LMAO

Everyday it’s something wrong with food and water.

😂😂😂😂😂😂🌎💌💯🌹

Scientists are saying quote "straight up paralysis". Lmao 😂

😂💀🤣💀😅

🤣🤣

Everyone on this plane who had fish for dinner will become violently ill

LMAOOO the excessive blinking after drinking the water

"It's too late now" xD

Why do we all know that's an "am I blind" blink??? 🤣

Damn

Am crying!!! 🤣🤣🤣 This shit is so damn real tho. Sick of the recalls every min.

Can I get an insta link for this guy

@_big_grizzly_4 is his Instagram, sorry that I didn’t see your message sooner😬😬

@_PhallonX0X0 😩🤣 I’m so glad I started learning how to grow my own fruits and veggies years ago lol I started taking it seriously during the pandemic

Its so true tho

Man I just found out Cinnamon toast crunch got paint thinner in it messed my life up

@onyxgata 😂😂😂😂

Imagine if you used water to make the pancakes 😩😩🥹

That pancake looks good

Facts

Literally was eating pancake before watching this and drinking a bottled water lmao

I couldn't stop laughing!!!! It's too true!!! Im going to end up sharing my dog's food. He's still fine for now!

If a food gonna kill me, there’s worse ways to go than pancakes!

Fuck am eating pancakes right now 😂😂😂

@Realitytvguru13 The guy doing the voice over (in this video it’s a voice over, but in the original he’s on camera eating pancakes and it’s also him doing the “newscast”) is named Phoenix Malone (Instagram) Not knocking him, just saying the guy shown in this video isn’t the original creator.