these guys are the biggest marks in history

one for the big thread

I assume everyone's bookmarking this to come back later and send me a dollar to say thanks for alerting them to this dumbfuckery. venmo in bio, promise I'll use it to buy something stupid

I wonder if I could pitch "people interested in buying a cybertruck" as a new customer demographic at work because if they'll buy this dogshit they're probably extremely easy to convince to buy something that actually does what you expect it to

genuine lol “The thing people are worried about happening happened”

he visibly panicked when he put his arm in there but declined to say "you know what, I'm not going to finish making this video, safety be damned"

"this truck nearly severed my finger, but didn't thanks to Elon's software update... masterful gambit, sir"

"if it severed my finger, I would simply use the touchscreen to navigate myself to hospital. checkmate, tesla haters!"

Love that he was very clearly spooked by what it did to his hand and then went through with the finger anyway

he was so, so uncomfortable when it squeezed his arm and didn't think "I'm just going to not post this video." so kudos for going through with the bit I guess

@ClwnPrncCharlie “now after the recent update there are still concerns with softer tissue like a penis, so *unzips* we’ll now see how much pressure is applied and how mu—ahhhhhhh!”

@ClwnPrncCharlie unsurprised that there's no wedding ring visible on his other hand, because what person in their right mind would commit to a life with someone who willingly puts their digits in the car guillotine