These outrageous allegations against my beard will not stand.

I don’t know man, you “claim” to have a wife and two kids but have zero grey hairs in your beard? Something’s up. Only possible conclusions are these: (A) You dye your beard (B) The “wife and kids” are paid actors to maintain a front facing image to fool the public. 🧐

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That tricep hair really is the most revealing dad sign of them all

LMAO

Adam, have you ever heard of the Streisand Effect?

I need to know, can you dye tricep hair??? I think that's the real question here, lol.

Have any of these conspiracy theorists posted a before/after hair dye pic? The people need a smoking gun.

What’s with the shit hat too?

✅ Hair on triceps, ✅ shop at Nike outlet, ✅ drive Honda Pilot… we basically the same person! 😆

obv talking about your southbound beard imo Skin-on-fur

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