They built it, and here we are

0-2 count ball sent into orbit so soon

And we will see 12 GIDP. They will truly be ghosts in the batters box

Here you are ready to get shutout

And you can watch it if you have Netflix! Fuck Netflix!

Don’t embarrass your fans tonight. Do something good for a change

Hopefully they respect those who came before and actually play like a major league team.

Score some freaking runs please

Automatic loss with Nola on the mound

Im convinced the merch never went up for sale

Lmao. Stfu.

This is not gonna be fun

Let’s gooo #Ringthebell

9-1 loss

This legit looks like the opening scene to the next Adam sandler resort summer film where all the old dads with hurting backs complain about work, wife and kids and get into some ruckus at a biker bar!

@stylescout1 But hardly any baseball fans can watch it because it’s on Netflix

Stay in the corn clowns

Score some damn runs

Let's go Phillies

Pray for rain.

Yeahh

Nola, serving up cans of corn.

@Ike58Reese You’re going to embarrass all of us arent you

Built it and we’re here fr

But mot for sale to public besides Buttface bBohm

Please remember how to play baseball!!!

Go Phillies! #RingTheBell

Lotta ears of corn not coming home tonight

Since we're getting new City Editions soon if they're hideous (focus group testing) you should hit the reset button and make these them thanks in advance lol...😮‍💨⚾🔥💯

We are in late October form baby!! Maybe a 3 to 2 blown in the 9th or a good old fashioned 10 to 1 whipping.

Just focus on winning a series

Don't embarrass me!! 😠

On the menu tonight: Jumbo Meatballs and large cookies...

Yawn Team fucking sucks

They all look beat to a pulp. lol

If you build it they won’t hit