They can not be THAT good

Can you imagine vomiting 80 oysters?

They taste fucking horrible. Like getting a mouthful of sea water. Any one who says otherwise is just a pretentious spunk bubble

The food is all about presentation...

these vocals are unreal

When you forget you're at the restaurant! 😂

I made the mistake of ordering deep fried oysters once. It was a testicle. I ate a testicle that had been deep fried.

The Safina Mediterranean Restaurant in Houston where miniature chefs prepare your plate

At an oyster roast some years ago I ate 130 of them in a competition with my brother. I do enjoy a good oyster! He won though at 140.

There was a show called "Monsters Inside Me" on Discovery, ten or so years ago that was a docudrama about various parasites and diseases people can get. A few of the shows were about raw seafood. I haven't eaten any raw seafood since.

Restaurant surprises its customers with huge meals. 😂

The first and only time I had one was at a restaurant with a tasting menu. I didn’t want to be rude so I had it with a smile on my face but it was all I could do to stop from throwing up all over the table.