They invented bungee jumping - look how well it went:

It was a sacrifice to the chirp monster.

That was probably a test of some sorts. You know how they would tie up a woman and throw her in water in Middle Ages to see if she floats and thus not a witch, so my guess is same idea.

It could have been worse. But that was way too close to dying in a mud pit with people chanting and singing around you. Should he try again?

It went better than I expected 🤣

Right lol

🤣

Its actually really interesting. I watched documentaries years ago on this, something about coming of age for boys. It's crazy tho, I could never lol

Here ye, here ye. Let the bunji sacrifices begin.

not the ending i was hoping for but it will do

Lol