They really expect us to believe this shit. 😂

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Act I: The Note Discovered Enter ROOMMATE, holding a slip of paper. Roommate: What devil’s script lies hid beneath the keys? “Take out Sir Kirk,” it saith. Can this be true? What???? Thou mockest, Tyler! Tell me so! ⸻ Act II: The Confession ROBINSON appears, cloaked, speaking in hushed tones. Robinson: Fear not, my love, I breathe yet mortal air, Though Orem’s walls do bind me for a while. I would have kept this secret till mine age was grey, Yet sorrow drags thee into my design. Roommate: Thou wast not he who struck, art thou? Pray, deny! Robinson: Alas— ’Twas I. Forgive me. Roommate: But they seized another man! Robinson: A mad old wretch they clasped; Yet not the hand that bore the shot was his. ⸻ Act III: The Motive Roommate: Why, Tyler? Why dost thou this bloody deed? Robinson: I’d had enough of hatred’s poison tongue. Some hate may not be reason’d nor unbound. So planned I, more than seven suns, this strike. ⸻ Act IV: The Rifle Robinson: Ah, cursed fate! I should have seized the steel Before the hounds did circle. Now I fear My father’s wrath for grand-sire’s heirloom lost. In towel wrapt I left it ’mongst the bush. Perchance they’ll find my prints, perchance they’ll not. Roommate: Thy folly grows, thy doom draws nigh. Robinson: Delete these words, I pray thee, from thy sight. For should the lawmen read, both we are snared. ⸻ Act V: The Surrender Robinson: The Feds proclaim the rifle’s image wide; My father calls, yet still I dare not speak. MAGA’s flame within his breast doth burn, Yet I prepare to yield. One neighbor here, a sheriff’s man, Shall take me hence. Roommate: I tremble for thee. Robinson: Nay, my love— ’Tis thee I fear for most. Therefore, hearken: Spurn the press, let not thy tongue be loose. If constables do question, hold thy peace. Call for a lawyer, and silence keep. Exeunt omnes.

This is still more believable

Considering how much I enjoy Renaissance prose, I laughed much too heartedly. BTW, anyone under 40 especially gamers text in acronyms. They truly think people are idiots.

lol exactly. It was written like a revolutionary war soldier writing to his wife 🤣

I don’t think they do. They’re doing a terrible job on purpose. Letting us know that they can kill anyone and blame it on whomever they please.

The only thing that would make that fake text more ridiculous is if it said 'and BTW israel and bibi have Nothing at all to do with this, i don't even know anything about them, this was all me'

Yep. Here’s the scary thing about that. I’m seeing a lot of people that do believe this scam.

She could replace Kimmel 100% lol

"I beg you keep this from the prying eyes of The Fuzz." 🤣 I'm dying over here. 💀

I didn’t think I could laugh about any aspecting this but it’s too good.

This kid is probably cringing at how dumb they are making him sound.

Yes. And you're as bad as the conspiracy theory conservatives saying equally dumb shlt. It's like no one can fathom that the shooter is kinda dumb. You all expect him to be some stoic mastermind. He's a dumb kid who thinks his act is romantic and idealistic.

He scored a 34 on his ACT lol.

So what? Do you think someone with a PhD in physics automatically makes them a skilled clandestine killer? How many rocket scientists are politicians? Intelligence is a broad spectrum. Many are bright in one field but lacking in others. Confessing to everyone you know is dumb.

@JoshWalkos Confessing to everyone you know is dumb. I don't care how good he is in education, this is social ineptitude. Total lack of threat perception and threat awareness. I have no qualms with calling him a dumb kid regardless of how high is GPA is.

@JoshWalkos Someone like this doing something like this isn't suprising to me. It isn't suprising to me that the person that did this would stupidly confess it to their parents. People that commit acts like this aren't stoic. They're passionate. Their ideals in their head are romantic.

Nice. 🤣 They really do think we're retarded don't they?

Oh my she is good at this! She discovered a hidden talent 😍

Did a mention the rifle belonging to granpapa? Alas, my love, I hope to return granpapa's rifle without further consternation!

Post of the day! She's got a future!

Chat gpt really wrote this

FedGPT

Right! It doesn’t read like two twenty something gamers. It reads like two English professors writing dialogue to speed up the ending to their bad movie

Actually I don't think they expect us to believe it at all. I think they are mocking us. Just like during Covid when they told us that cloth masks and staying 6 ft apart would protect us.

I've watched and shared this ten x over. She deserves an Oscar 😂😂😂

Excellent. I couldn’t agree more. They had me believing it all until the “texts”.

Feather pen... 😂😅🤣

She’s using a feather! 😂😂😂

Maybe Mormon/Masonic theatrics and the LEO who helped them write it is probably closet gay/bi as well. 33 hours when he turned himself in is telling.

Beautiful rendition.. she nailed it These people are so far removed from us "normal citizens" they think this slop will work on everyone. The mask has been off for years, regular folks (normies) are seeing it too

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Quite literally no one, on the left or right, believes this thing is real btw.

…and if he expected to keep it secret why did he leave a note under the keyboard? It’s not even internally consistent.

“Squad” and “vehicle” — bad FedGPT! Training on GenX/Boomer cop texts, no good!