They Uninvited Me From Thanksgiving

A lot of MAGA gone be alone for the holidays 🍿🤣

Can’t wait until we have members of Congress retweeting and quoting this. Thanks Brent for your dedication in proving Idiocracy was a documentary not a comedy.

Subtitles turned “tariffs” into “terror” 🤣🤣

Omg why do I live thee let me count the chickens ...lol Brent you are the bomb you are that person that so makes this crazy fuck of a country a better one. Happy Thanksgiving!

Bro! I is raisin my emotional support beer over here in Kangaroo Land for ya buddy! I’d get upset, but being an Aussie bloke, we don’t have emotions, or individual thoughts either! No! They ain’t tears in my eyes! There’s a breeze here! Coughs! 😂🤣

Cheer up Brent! Just think about sipping on that eggnog on Independence Day and when you spill it on the pavement you’ll instantly have fried egg nog 😅😂

Takes a secure, well-bearded, humble man cry in his car.

I didn’t even have a choice. The tears just came.

I am going to piss myself this is a masterpiece