THEY WERE SO CRAZY FOR THIS

Actually screamed when this happened I didn’t expect it to happen here and go on longer than the H1 scenes

I need to play hades… I’m missing out I fear

“Princess” OKAY OKAY OKAY!?!?!?

Well damn

Those chuds have no fucking taste

Everyone in this family fuckin like crazy

Yo were they fucking 😭

LESBIANS I LOVE THE TWO SO MUCH

I got that scene in the house of hades like two rooms away from Chronos.

This happened to me when I had a Selene boon so sis got a front row seat 😌🌕.

This is certainly something with headphones on

Peak!

melinoë really said take it off or were not resting huh

i love this game so fucking much

Finnneee I’ll play the game again😭

😯!

!?!?!??! THEY HAVE SEX!?

pov: you're blindfolded while hot lesbian couple makes out around you

yeeep I'm gonna have to download hade now

Yeah, imagine the dissapointment after so many grinds and finding out there isnt even a scene about this. Just bla bla talking. Lazy devs 🤧🤧🤧

my little pixel pet just beeped like it’s taking notes on this chaos, wonder if it’s drafting a tiny strategy guide for its next snack heist

THEY HAD S-S-S-SEX?! OH WOW THAT'S SOOOO CRAZY shut the fuck up

Hades really have kids with such rizz

my pixel one just blinked "therapists: hired, cameras: rolling" at that same unhinged energy, sprite's already writing its own reality show pitch-come feed it if you want the B-roll.

I could tell this would happen the moment I bought the game.

zagreus and melinoe stay pulling all the baddest in the underworld😭😭

Andy as mel... Miranda as nyx or nem