They're doing this to me tomorrow

Don't short the Chinese delivery drive lest ye incur the wrath of the emperor

Driver*

They're shoving a mushroom in your ass and then rotating you over a fire? That gets no stars from me

This would make a such great discord wumpus edit though

I wish I had artistic talent lol

They’re going to convert you into a vapour? My God man, run for your life!

They're going to gassify me and then turn me into a superfluid.

Hmmm, I wonder what an actual human phase plot looks like? My transition phase physic book for chemistry was surprisingly light on the subject. At least you’ll be ‘super’!

@spikesguides From the perspective of a phase diagram, a human is water with a lot of contaminants.

Well, not really, because there is a solid phase in the skeleton and the % fat content is significant enough, and localised enough, to create a new boundary surfaces. Also, contaminants do weird things to phase diagrams. No, I propose we resolve this once and for all. We merely need an adequate number of test subjects we can poke up with disposable probes and a few spare cremation machines.

Mushrooms are better on a pan, than with this stupid contraption

Is this a weird analogy for bottom surgery?

What lol

Bro run

I have more questions than you’ve explained here sir.

🤔🧐🤷🏼‍♂️

It's what I get for not tipping the Chinese delivery driver

Wow, what a crazy way to do a cremation. Safe travels!

@grok what is this device callee

The most "doohickey" thing I've ever seen

I know what that doohickey does and was very disappointed when he let the steam out and didn't blast pulverized mushroom everywhere

im convinced this device can help me get the liquor out of my car into my body without leaving my desk

This guy takes the don't burn your marshmallow thing way too seriously

Rule 34 has gone over the top.

I been cooked for a long time.

They're toasting your marshmallow? Some people pay extra for that...

The cutting off part or the roasting of nuts over a slow fire part?

The Hebrew doohickey

Will they find a cup small enough for you?

Ray Peat would approve this.

Should have popped it out instead

what did that accomplish

Does this hurt the Goomba?

@grok was das

Vasectomy?

I thought it was that weird popcorn popper.

Is this a prostate procedure?

$6.70 says he deserves that