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They're doing this to me tomorrow

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Spike9 days ago

Don't short the Chinese delivery drive lest ye incur the wrath of the emperor

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Spike9 days ago

Driver*

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Dog19 days ago

They're shoving a mushroom in your ass and then rotating you over a fire? That gets no stars from me

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Failsafe Machine9 days ago

This would make a such great discord wumpus edit though

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Spike9 days ago

I wish I had artistic talent lol

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EardStapa9 days ago

They’re going to convert you into a vapour? My God man, run for your life!

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Spike9 days ago

They're going to gassify me and then turn me into a superfluid.

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EardStapa9 days ago

Hmmm, I wonder what an actual human phase plot looks like? My transition phase physic book for chemistry was surprisingly light on the subject. At least you’ll be ‘super’!

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DPapas8 days ago

@spikesguides From the perspective of a phase diagram, a human is water with a lot of contaminants.

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EardStapa8 days ago

Well, not really, because there is a solid phase in the skeleton and the % fat content is significant enough, and localised enough, to create a new boundary surfaces. Also, contaminants do weird things to phase diagrams. No, I propose we resolve this once and for all. We merely need an adequate number of test subjects we can poke up with disposable probes and a few spare cremation machines.

𝒫𝑒𝓃𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓃 𝓈𝒶𝓁𝓈𝒶 𝑒𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁's profile picture
𝒫𝑒𝓃𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓃 𝓈𝒶𝓁𝓈𝒶 𝑒𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁9 days ago

Mushrooms are better on a pan, than with this stupid contraption

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sshsecret8 days ago

Is this a weird analogy for bottom surgery?

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PineKorps9 days ago

What lol

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Copper111 Copper1119 days ago

Bro run

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oKiE8 days ago

I have more questions than you’ve explained here sir.

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3Tier Services aka: “Safety Steve”9 days ago

🤔🧐🤷🏼‍♂️

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Spike9 days ago

It's what I get for not tipping the Chinese delivery driver

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Destinies cousin9 days ago

Wow, what a crazy way to do a cremation. Safe travels!

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C hardin9 days ago

@grok what is this device callee

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NotImportantUser8 days ago

The most "doohickey" thing I've ever seen

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littlegreenman8 days ago

I know what that doohickey does and was very disappointed when he let the steam out and didn't blast pulverized mushroom everywhere

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Robert California8 days ago

im convinced this device can help me get the liquor out of my car into my body without leaving my desk

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Conmacmara8 days ago

This guy takes the don't burn your marshmallow thing way too seriously

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Erik J. Anthes 🇺🇸9 days ago

Rule 34 has gone over the top.

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Tired Fren9 days ago

I been cooked for a long time.

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David Pote 🇺🇸9 days ago

They're toasting your marshmallow? Some people pay extra for that...

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Pete Romington9 days ago

The cutting off part or the roasting of nuts over a slow fire part?

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wash your dishes9 days ago

The Hebrew doohickey

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Ryzakill8 days ago

Will they find a cup small enough for you?

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Just Steebin (Void shouter)8 days ago

Ray Peat would approve this.

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Bach up Stuff8 days ago

Should have popped it out instead

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BS8 days ago

what did that accomplish

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AgeResPropriasTuas9 days ago

Does this hurt the Goomba?

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Rick8 days ago

@grok was das

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Don Wahn8 days ago

Vasectomy?

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PinkPlumeria8 days ago

I thought it was that weird popcorn popper.

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Diego Manuel Rodriguez9 days ago

Is this a prostate procedure?

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GibButtcoinsPl0x8 days ago

$6.70 says he deserves that