they're driving me crazy

"Yeah right there, harder, dig in there mr spock" A daily stim

like there's literally no heterosexual explanation 😭

How many massages has he given him 🤔

I was watching this with no sound at first and was literally expecting this to play the music the whole time with no breaks or interruptions ALDJSKFHJ

lmao that would be so accurate 😭

So is Star Trek about two space bfs that can’t get married even though they’re hundred of years into the future?

basically 😭

'Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.' ♥️

Alternate title: The weeknd on repeat for 70+ hours

“Is there something I can do for you Captain?” Always fucking gets me because genuinely what else could he be talking about???

RIGHT LMAO

@anastheseus look look it’s your tiktok

eles estao tentando me matar e ELES ESTAO CONSEGUINDO

Line: “You are my superior office.” Caption: “You are my sanctuary rocks.”