They’re not Astronauts. They’re passtronauts.

Never want to hear these particular women ever again mention carbon footprints.

What is Space Force? Is it Really Real? #spaceforce #nasa #StarTrek

@nasa calls such people "spaceflight participants"

How are feeling? It was strep, wasn't it?

That is literally the nickname of Josh Dobbs

They were passengers playing just the tip in the tip of that phallus-shaped joy rocket.

The most accurate analogy would be ballast.

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I was going to go with asstronauts or plastronauts.

Oestronauts. @SnoozyWeiss

Every Uber ride should end with this fanfare

Preach

Why in a post like this do you think its ok to focus purely on your tits? I am a woman and am sick of having tacky women putting their tits out to make a point. Maybe make your point without doing the same as the tacky women you are complaining about.

100%

Ass-tronauts.

Nice word!

Ass-tro-nots

Girls be updating their LinkedIn like they’re actual astronauts

Senator Mark Kelly is the same as Katy Perry. No difference.

Legit lol

boobs

I would be A-pukinaut I were to go up

I don’t think any of them could do anything if the pilots go down. No one is talking them down on a headset.

Josh Dobbs is the only true passtronaut...

They're crew from a legal liability standpoint.

They weren't crew. They were cargo. Cargonauts.

They’re Asstronots.

Love you Bridget…I like CargoNauts…

Ha!

😂🤣😂 Good one!

it's like watching someone else use a roomba

Haters gonna hate