they're not beating the weird cult allegations

and it’s a third edition!

The new version of the bear should have a maxipad on its ear. Missed opportunity

It’s always been a cult.

Wow

. Trumpy Bear hides his American flag in a secret pouch. We all know how much DonOld likes to “hug” the flag. And it sells for $10 more than his USA Bible! What a steal.

The only time a woman would not choose the bear. 😬

I'm surprised it doesn't have a little ear bandage accessory

Wow, that’s pretty awesome … When are you guys producing the “Cackling Kamala” Pull string Indian Natungram Dolls?

Cause it is, has been and always will be a cult