"Things I wish I knew before moving to Texas"

If you're thinking about moving to Texas, don't. We're full.

No lies detected. But anyone thinking of moving here - Don’t. You don’t need this aggravation. We all drive 80+ on the freeways… the women are too beautiful…. Too many jobs…. Stay away. Go to Houston, it’s lovely there in the summers. 🤥

The hospitality is so true. Dallas is a large city with a heart of small town

Oh and the Chevy Silverado and Tundras everywhere you look at.

Who’s this guy? 😻

The Texas heat is unbearable and oppressive. I like the north.

And year round aggressive allergies.

@AllyTaft @texasrunnerDFW this an accurate take on DFW?

Going on the highways to go to CVS is real

It’ll be like 90s by like 11am on summer