Things my balls aren't big enough for $500, Alex.

Cut a little left to open up homeboy's driveway. Driver is not only a pro but a gent!

Definitely

We bet you didn't know this 👀

It ain't that bad.

Look at you bragging 😂

Oh my balls are big enough I’ve wanted a plow and a route to do this with since I seen this

I hearby volunteer you for the task. Send pictures.

My luck would be to catch some big rock on the left and kick myself clean over the edge.

That was my exact thought 😬😂

Things that make my anus pucker for $400, Alex.

😂😂😂