Things went from calm to chaos instantly

They can move fast when they want, huh? 😁

Takes a special kind of guy to get your ass kicked by a sloth. The little dude just wanted to be put in a tree. He likes hanging on things and hates walking on the ground.

Fast as fuk when the notion takes them

lol 🤣 You don't mess with a Sloth Because they will fuck you up In slow motion 🤣

Sloths metabolism after that

I've never seen a sloth with that much energy in my life. 😆

Bitch i'm a Sloth 🦥

I hear the Darwin Award bells in the background.

He's trying to climb on the dude. Put him on a tree!

Hopefully this will be a strong message to people messing with nature, just leave them alone !!!!!.

This is why animals suck. I'd throw the little ungrateful snot back to the other side of the road where it started.

No good deed goes unpunished. Never has, never will

My God, he did it wrong. You can safely remove them with the same method you lifting a cat. If you have a jacket, place the jacket over him before you remove him to safety.

He should have just made sure it was safe crossing the street, and went on his way.

Moral of the story, sometimes it doesn't pay to be a good Samaritan.

Dude that mf went aggressive as fuck, it even started moving fast 😂

What he lacks in speed, he makes up for with grip strength.

He just doesn't care for grabby cyclists is all.

Gets funnier with each time I watch it

"How dare you hurry me up." 😂

I’ll cross the road as slow as I bloody well please, ya cunt. You’ve asked for it now.

You go thinking it’s fine, to oh shit I don’t know what a sloth is capable of doing to me.

Well

What if you just let him climb you? Does he become happy and chill? Or does he climb all the way to the top of your head and jump off?

A clear definition of not everyone deserves our help

Rotten little shit

That guy never watched SLOTHERHOUSE:

Should’ve left him there then lol

Frank Drown, a missionary in Ecuador from 1945 to 1982, said that sloths can have amazing quickness. He saw one drop from a tree and disembowel a dog in a flash with its massive claws.

So they can move fast.. Hmmm so they just need a stick spank on their ass instead of lifting them

Drop me by a tree please, I’m not letting you go bro .. I got skills like a normal monkey but I’m not a normal monkey because I am too slow ! Not letting go unless by a tree