This 9-5 shit is torture

I felt this tbh

I’d beat the fuck out of dude right there. Go to jail, lose my job, pay fines whatever. This would be my breaking point.

Bro idk if my workplace had this goofy energy I'd feel like going in everyday

this went so fucking well in his head the night before

We are all him

You could. I mean, you really could also pay them more. I’ll bet my left egg people would be more motivated if they could afford to live off 1 job and not 2–3 jobs...

Everyone having to sit through that:

nothing says team spirit like mandatory enthusiasm at 7am

Say what you want, this dude's a leader

I’m blowing my brains out in front of the whole squad. Everyone is getting the day off

This fuckin video bruh you know they all talkin shit about him

performing this dance in front of 2 dudes in shiesties laughing at you what was going through his head

sometimes you understand why lenin and stalin just shot everybody

Fuk I’d probably try all the drugs if I had to deal with this shit on top of making minimum wage 😭

The corporate space is even worse in sales offices. Because its not only the managers who act like fucking retards, its like 40 percent of the other staff who are abnormally extra goofy, loud, and cheerful all the damn time.

Running on caffeine & four hours of sleep too.

This is complete bullshit

Bro doesnt need this

I wonder if the energy would be different if most workers would actually make some money rather than pennies on the dollar

She all of us

Mean while at the exit door………

This is actually a thing that Walmart corporate tells the store managers to do. It's really weird working at Walmart. But it's a real thing.

Me, watching the guy embarrass the entire store, not knowing the proper dance moves to the song...

I'd be laughing so hard and enjoying my paid time.......at least dude is trying something instead of sitting there reading off the assignments in the usual boring meetings. I love the energy tbh.

Some shit Michael Scott would do.

I worked at Walmart one summer when I was in college… They literally did this shit every single day. Except we didn’t have music, it was just silly little chants we had to participate in. It wasn’t mandatory to participate but it was mandatory to be there.

Employees wearing shiestys is wild

That shit not pumping nobody up but some ten year old girls😭

"I hope you all are pumped after the long weekend don't forget the customer is always right"

Nigga really said fuck how they feel. Im livin out my dream.

I don't think I'd be able to hold in my laughter ngl

He definitely performs at local drag shows under some whacky alias. Straight men aren’t that into lip-sync.