This actually about 80% happened last Tuesday

Sometimes an entire turreen of 500° F soup falls on customers by accident and no one knows why

Why were you mocking your server like that?

I delivered pizza to a guy once and he opens the door "hello sir, how are you?" "do you really wanna know or are you just being polite?😒" dude seemed serious asking this "😐uhhhh... just being polite I guess" his friend in the background busts out laughing "okay thatll be 21.35"

At some point, all these characters come together and meet each other in a script, right?

I'm so sorry Chelsea 😭

I am only 15 seconds in but I'm guessing he asks for your phone number at some point.

literally just this

That’s my dad

One of my favourite things about going out in public is being *really* mean to people who are assholes to people in customer service, food or retail spaces.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

shit like this is among the only reasons america has not sunk into the sea like atlantis.