This actually, really did happen btw.

The last 8 years was all a dream. Martin O'Malley won the 2016 Democratic nomination and beat Trump.

Martin O'Malley feels like the dictionary definition of the Generic Fictional President from the 1990s. How he hasn't gotten in on a vague ticket of "Listening to Both Sides", "Defeating the Aliens/Terrorists/Godzilla" and "Governing as a Bipartisan" is beyond me.

O'Malley truthers stay in line

I don’t remember that much about him but didn’t he have a legitimately decent environmental policy

the good timeline

You’re finally awake. That fall looked bad. President Trump….. COVID…… Coconut trees….. What are you talking about? Car is leaving Baltimore soon. Don’t want to be late for President O’Malley’s inauguration.

If the world was written by David Simon.