This American man drinks 15 Mountain Dews a day

He will live until he's 85 in exactly this condition, then die in his sleep. I've known about 12 copies of this man throughout my life.

This guy would stop and help you on the side of the road and then offer you a Dew.

RFK right now.

his bloodstream is basically carbonated optimism with a side of existential crisis

You know it's true. He didn't even hesitate when he answered.

It’s crazy to think this dude is only 34 years old.

I guess it's better than 15 Bud Lights

Guys, if you’re in the replies talking about this guys poor habits and his health, why don’t you take a look at him and then look in the mirror. This ain’t the post to be crying about other people’s poor consumption habits. This dude is healthier than all of you.

Some people are built differently. I smell Mt. Dew and my blood sugar level went up 😅

He is 24 now, looking good!