This but for Matt Gaetz

everyone in the room looking at the scholar who brought up the need for nuanced p*dophilia distinctions:

great all rounder for this is “nonce”, very multipurpose

This bit is all I thought about seeing this deranged post:

When a comedian says "just hear me out" you know shits about to go down

There’s some guy in prison for trying to extort Matt Gaetz for “being a pedophile” and sex trafficking. He might sue you if he sees this.

must have had a libertarian streak at some point growing up

your delivery is just 10/10

I thought this was someone else’s joke that I had seen somewhere but then I realized it was probably just you since this clip is like 2 years old lmao.

I want you to know, Gianmarco, that I had to Google the words I remembered from this joke to find it this morning to reference in an argument. Had I know you’d posted it here I would’ve just quoted tweeted it.