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This Chinese restaurant, how can I help you!? 😂

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Liberty Pill Memes2 years ago

Reminded me of this. 🤣

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Responce DeLeon2 years ago

This is wong

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Moderate to Severe2 years ago

This is like splitting the atom. It may just cause the destruction of everything.

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Ginny2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣 I tell my teen we had fun on the phones with 3-way calling, back in the late 80-90’s before caller ID. The kid in me loves this. 😂

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Danlyn Sensenig2 years ago

“This is Chinese restaurant” “Yeah, how can I help you.”

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blackcloud2 years ago

Howard Stern Show did this bit circa 2007.

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Uncle Jimmothy2 years ago

Is this the good kind of racism you were talking about @Dorge27 ?

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Maveryk Media2 years ago

@salgovernale and @cwotd did this nearly 20 years ago. Still funny.

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Tim2 years ago

Wow and I thought the art of crank calls was a thing of the past bravo 👏 sir

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