This game is so much worse than i expected, this game is designed for DSP 😭😭😭

DSP be like:

I hope DSP takes this personally

Nah dsp is dumb enough, he would still get lost. Just go watch him play the first level of Ninja Gaiden 4.

Now you've done it....

My expectations were already in the dirt. But damn they always suprise me.

It even has yellow paint, but its white lmao🤣

Dont worry, the king will find a way to miss the 50 mission markers and somehow get lost running into a wall.

This feels like the modern equivalent of that ET Atari game that came out right before the entire gaming industry collapsed

Imagine him dying in the first area. He’ll probably blame it on controls.

Now we know why @insomniacgames just posted only 2 seconds of gameplay everyday.

This is even worst than yellow paints in RE4

I knew this game was going to be lobotomized game journo garbage, but I didn't expect this level of aggressive retardation.

Game designed for journalists but it’s so fucking bad that journalists don’t even like it

I’ll just leave it here

The fucking redlights and the snow trial, you can't be serious who made this

Whose review is this?

He still would fail the first jump and blame chat for not donating hard enough.

Game designed with IGN reviewers gaming skills in mind(they gave it a 6 lol)

I genuinely still expect Phil to have an extraordinarily hard time with this playing RE9 he goes into a section where the entire floor is made of glass his first Instinct is to throw a grenade

He's probably gonna rage quit it anyway lmao

DSP will still somehow struggle with this let's be honest

Focus, Wolv.

And I thought I was bad at video games.

wtf is that otherworldly section?? did they plagiarized DmC: devil may cry??

No this is designed for literally braindead people. So a little smarter than DSP.

Yeah its dei slop woke garbage, they have been trying to destroy us since gamergate, they kicked the hornets nest and companies that went along with it have been paying the price. Gamers arent on average as retarded and irrational as people seem to believe. Games educated us when the department of education failed us.

Tbh DSP would still get lost

DSP is STILL gonna fuck it up somehow.

Tldw : modern game designers are functionally retarded