This guy’s account is just endless gems

I'll tell you one thing. That fire stayed right where it was.

I have a feeling this guy was just born to dance. Just loves dancing but his dad said don’t be a queer. So he then does a weird knife stab dance to get his rocks off while thinking it’s less queer. He is wrong

Lmao. At one point my dad built a stand for targets and bought throwing knives and axes. This is exactly what I pictured going on over there in the evenings.

What age do we start tucking shirts into jeans

This is a drama student that was forced to live a regular life.

I mean honestly he’s just recording and posting what most of us are doing when no one is watching.

Still can't tell if he's trolling or if he think this is genuinely badass.

Major Hank Hill vibes.

I love my knife

Napoleon knifeamite

Times are hard for Steven

Imagine having to entertain this douche nozzle at a family event while he tells you about his performative knife videos on YouTube. Not enough beer in the cooler.

Is the account name sassyknifegrandpa

Channeling Buffalo Bill

This is the guy who fought with the kids at the lake?

look at his face, this guy means business

Feels like this is the Texas version of wearing lingerie

Him and @britneyspears should do a duo. They are on the same vibe for sure.

I always wondered what @DonutOperator s dad looked like!

Just when I thought the flagpole one needed anime music, this one REALLY needs it This is full on boomer appropriation of fedora mall ninja shit in the highest regard

Seems like a guy, we find out later, that happened to actually be a serial killer.

The ceremony boomers do before drowning someone in a pond near their home

He who lives by the knife dies by the knife. That’s the shortened version. Put that thing away. It’s one thing to practice, but I get the feeling you’re attracting a knife fight. There is real substance to my last sentence. Peace.

His insta is FreedomOnTheFarm

CQC sensei... you don't even want to know how many zipperheads he peeled open in 'nam...

Who the fuck is it?

He needs a soft slap in the mouth followed by a hard stare.

Anyone know if this is a bit? If so, it’s elite tier.

Some accidental tai chi to it all

You got something against knives and fire? Or Aerosmith?

Me when I found my knife @insomnia47281

Knife Kata?