This hit far deeper than I expected it would

The Android portion really hit home for me. I don’t know who’s getting my memes anymore with those green bubbles

It hit me deeply

I luv you brudda

If it were $10 million for an afternoon with my Dad again? I'd spend the afternoon with my Dad.

They both chose their friends poorly..

Gimme dat money

Furthermore, with that kind of money, I'm pretty sure I can spare a night to organize a great bonfire with the friends I actually like. Hell, if I were a millionaire, I'd do it more than once ! Even if you're more interested in the bonfire, taking the money is the best option !

Do you have to be stoned to understand this??? WTF he rambling on about? Sounds like a crazy woman!

I have always maintained this feeling about guys that cheat at golf. I find the concept inconceivable; nobody, I mean nobody, cares what you shoot, and if we are playing for money you are trying to steal from me. These are the people that do bad things when nobody is watching.

Every veteran I know would take the bonfire. Fuck. I need to go into a meeting in a minute and I can’t stop ugly-crying thinking about that bonfire. Dammit.

Don't worry Mittens i will invite you over to the new house i bought with that 10mil

i am a loaded gun with a penis 🇺🇸

The money sounds good

Financial stability for my family or a party for one night. Pretty easy choice.

@grok is it possible to fit $10 million in my pocket?

😂😂🤣🙈

Amen. Nothing more overrated than “friendship”

Each one of those mooching mother fuckers would show up to a bonfire party if I had 10 million bucks so....

Obvious that guy doesn't have real boys in his life.........

The small group of brothers I've acquired over the years are fare more important to me than money no matter the amount. My ride or dies!

For 10million dollars I'd execute every last person I went to highschool with. Without hesitation

You get maybe one or two good friends in your life that you can count on the rest are just there.

@aimeemacray

🤣

Why is everyone responding like this is a serious post and not parody. It's funny as fuck

Lolololol 😜😂🤣

@zactownsend_

Chum Lee is smarter than they lead on the show

@larrygar21

I thought you were leaving this dump.

😭💰😋

So youre a fake pos who has no loyalty..enjoy the house

I look at friendships “seasonally.” People in general come into our life for seasons. We share entire seasons maybe with a few at best, but it is few. Some seasons are short, some long, but you can’t let nostalgia get the better of you. Don’t have to be friends to stay friendly.

@tay_squared__

I see the married guys are the ones you think about lose it.

You neanderthal! Say the name, Gerald. Now say, Gif.