This is a thing now I guess…

The Book Of Cameltoe 1:69

No one get mad at me but… 🫦

Christianity isn't following the teachings of a Galilean cynic teacher but in showing off your most recent consumerist purchases.

"have fun at the men's bible study!"

I'm dying from second hand cringe

This little move right here told us everything. 😭💀

Did he say his Bible is the version for men? What the fuck does that even mean?

he gives FRUITY...😂💀

When I was a kid, if we didn't wear khakis, loafers and a button down or sweater to church, my mom would dip us in molten lava.

He went back and took screenshots for his Grindr obvi