This is absolutely mental.

So they cant rip toilet paper but it’s ok for them to suck on a baby penis?

This is akin to those cunts that hop around on brooms & claim it's Quidditch...

Or these folks who claim they’re riding horses. On the other hand, they’re not a threat to humanity.

Agreed, it's perfectly innocent, but comes across as "what the fuck?"... Niché is niché, it ain't for everyone 😂

It's always fascinating to hear what's not allowed on Shabbat, yet killing children never seem to make the list.

That's the people telling you God chose them

you can murder children but not rip toilet paper, got it

Imagine believing you're going to outsmart God

Now imagine all the loopholes they can use to trick the goyim

I’m biased, so I’m trying to be reasonable and ask, doesn’t the Jewish religion seem to practice a lot of trickery to hide from God? Like the wires in New York? Generally curious if I’m seeing it through a biased lens, or if others see the trickery too. 🤔

this dude irks me

Why are they always tryna trick God?

This is where the idea of loopholes came into existence. God telling the Jews to follow Gods law and jews figuring out ways to get around that law. Spoiler alert guys- its not about the law. Its about God, and your relationship with him.

Imagine thinking God gives a fuck about how you wipe your ass.

As the toilet flushes, a disappointed (yet slightly impressed) God concedes with a slow clap. "You got to hand it him..."

FYI, it’s totally fine to crap on Shabbos.

Tricky bastards. I bet God is impressed.

From birth this culture is focused on finding loopholes and technicalities. It shapes their brains. And the become the miserable cowardice conniving cunts that they are. It’s what they’re taught to value and celebrate. Loopholes and sneakiness. Against God. And people.

They don't like the ripping because it reminds them of how the temple curtain ripped in two after they killed their messiah because he stopped the money exchange bounty that was flowing to temple leaders.

Imagine thinking this is the way to heaven.

Im suprised bibi aint gotten trump to sign into to law the wiping of jews asses on sabath by the goy

Except that's false. Most of their limitations for Shabbat are self inflicted. The Torah has specific limitations, this idiocy is not included. They expanded the Law in the Talmud, which is heretical. These. Are. Not. Israelites.

Christ simplified this: Matthew 22:36-40 KJV 36 Master, which is the great commandment in the law? 37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. 38 This is the first and great commandment. 39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. 40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

Evangelicals will tell you these are God’s favorite people

Ripping toilet paper on Saturday? NO Genocide an entire population? YES!

The jewish religion as a whole is THE most absurd religion out there for this and MANY other beliefs.

This has to be a joke. Right? A joke? Because no one can seriously think this is normal behavior.

Step on a crack break ya mamas back... rip on the line... you're going to hell for wiping your behind? Did I get it right? #Jews #Kosher #Shabbat #Crazy

‘You shall not murder, not steal, not bear false witness.’ big ones, right? God gave them prophets. Gave them law. Told them to pursue mercy, justice, humility. But ask them what keeps them up at night? ‘Can I tear toilet paper on Saturday?’ No wonder they’re cursed by God.

🤣🤣🤣 God made religion easy. These morons have made it difficult on themselves by trying to outsmart God. Its a curse on J00s for their transgressions against God.

Imagine thinking you can trick God.

Try a bidet, you stinky bastards.