This is actually a brilliant plot for setting up awkward people.

"I'm his roommate David" 🙂

That look says it all....

Hook up my boy Dave wtf

Just gonna leave 'roommate David' out in the cold? 😂

I’m his roommate, Davie, but fuck me right?

I’m David

David down bad wtf guys

I've done exactly this many times with friends. One couple from Church is now married with a daughter and they still don't know I did this

I’m he’s roommate David 😂

David got gaslit into thinking his roommate got all the rizz

David’s like “thats actually my man” 😤

Pasta princess

I love this because honestly the BEST way to start a new relationship is with the assumption the other person likes you.

" I'm his roommate david"

Fucking David...

David pulling the legendary move from being thirdwheel to being wingman with that statement

Damn . David was tryna sweep in on that pussy

David introduced himself to the shelves as "pasta princess" -Hi David, I am tomato sauce.

Holy shit how did they get being adults without working thru this pre teen stage in life?

Life before the internet boys and girls

Wholesome af

David aint never gettin laid

Other people in the aisle thinking "Can you hurry up and swap numbers already. I've got shopping to do and you're in the f**kin way!"

That bitch looks liberal as F. waste of time for this good boy.

Guy really went with the greek god Eros. Hooking people up😂

Fuckin Dave in the pasta princess t shirt tryin to get laid 😂😂😂😂

This should be a series called "Meet-up at Aisle 2" or something corny. Then just follow them around and see who sticks with it and who doesn't. Might give more people confidence to talk to people

"And I'm his roommate david" 🤖

Dude is just hanging around Provo grocery stores looking for 21 year old mormons that haven't gotten married yet lol. Genuinely not representative of real life.

David trying to fuck sumpin watch yall talkin about 😂

My name is Jeff

David looking to hook up with Nora's sis! 🫪🤣

He's doing the lord's work🤣