This is basically every Pirate Software short.

Garlic Sauce actually attracts vampires. They are trying to trick you into seasoning yourself. This video was made by Big Garlic on behalf of vampires everywhere. Do not trust it.

Oh no!

@PirateSoftware Buying the Heartbound Demo has changed my life

@PirateSoftware This was almost believable but then I realized we didn't see MS Paint!

@PirateSoftware “It’s a social engineering trick” I fucking LOST it

@PirateSoftware He must be a millionaire if he can afford that many demos.

@PirateSoftware then every so often on of his followers share a fact that makes people lose sleep a night

@PirateSoftware I can fall asleep comfortably to this

@PirateSoftware This is hilarious

@PirateSoftware Masterpiece